when everyone in my grade has a boyfriend and I’m single
why u scream
when u bout to nut and she say “no don’t cum yet”
being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.
i hope all the homophobes read this.
|—||Stephen King, The Body 1982 (via r2—d2)|
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
i feel like sebastian stan is just a fucking geek ass dork nerd who sort of accidentally became hot and super famous
choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal
a piece of cauliflower can be president as long as it was born here and is 35 years of age